- me: "out East"
- Caroline: almost 90% of my gchats are about going to the hamptons
- me: that is where we are going. yes. most people are just telling their assistants to tell their eighth generation iphones to tell my assistant (little do they know I assist myself), things like this:
- [Ariel]: my friend Stephanie, who, apparently, goes to miami just for the weekend because it's raining in NY, planned this weekend
- [me]: well well. stephanie sounds like a keeper.
- Caroline: I found a 10th generation iphone in the walgreens parking lot last night
- me: total smack phone
- Caroline: I think I would like Stephanie. I think I would go to Miami with her, when it was raining in NY.
- me: yeah she seems chill right?
- Caroline: REALLY CHILL. her pockets are full of chill pills.
