Just when you think things can't get WORSE
- The boy from high school who you lost your virginity to (in a stranger's COMPUTER ROOM. On a COT.) facebook messages you and says:
- Matt: was up, do you remember me?
- 1: 25amMatt changed his profile picture.
- 1: 54amCaroline: of course I remember you, Emmert. how are you?
- 1: 54amMatt: hahaha. im good how are you?
- 1: 54amCaroline: oh, doing alright. I hear you're engaged?
- 1: 55amMatt: I am, still a whirlwind, but nothing will ever amount to the first time. you were the best.
- 1: 56amCaroline: oh my god.
- 1: 56amMatt: hahah, sorry to be so graphic
- 1: 56amCaroline: right. I certainly HOPE that is not true.
- 1: 56amMatt: what i loved the most was our honesty.
- 1: 56amCaroline: oh, right, for sure. that was the best.
- 1: 57amMatt: i think my fav part was in school that next week. neither you or me gave a shit. so where are you these days
