February 2008
1 post
mary is a blogger →
I love this. We went there, it was vaguely awful, and has now been rendered so completely great by virtue of Mary’s earnest star treatment.
January 2008
9 posts
word of the moment
Priapism: an abnormal often painful persistent erection of the penis Etymology: French priapisme, from Middle French, ultimately from Greek Priapos (traditionally portrayed in Greco-Roman art with an erect penis)Date:1601
you heard it here first
Ariel: you are awake so early! i barely slept more than two hours last night, and my stomach feels as if it should be vomiting but is too nervous to.
Emma: hi!
why are you nervous?
Ariel: no idea!
Emma: I only slept for a few hours too
maybe you need to write about yr feeelings
on our TUMBLER
Ariel: hahaha
Emma: that is obviously the solution
are you nervous about school?
Ariel: no, no, i think i couldn't sleep because i played poker last night and lost 40 dollars
Emma: wait, I have this brilliant idea, we can just tumble post our (brilliant) correspondence. argh, with whom did you play poker?
Ariel: greg, gurry, james, and gurry's friend
and tom
(i forgot)
Emma: oh you mean your best friend?
tom?
that guy who really values your friendship?
Ariel: yeah post our brilliance!
Emma: yeah!
I feel like that will be as good as most of the inanity polluting our wireless wires
Ariel: yes, the tom who almost threw our whole friendship away over a jar of horseradish
Emma: how did james seem?
how is school for him?
(I have been getting a good lot of texts from him)
(all appropriate)
Ariel: well aside from having a very visible fissure running through the center of his brain... he seemed in great spirits
he's kept his text messaging paws off your "sexy" body?
Emma: oh man
indeed
yeah it was his delusions about my sexy body that were probably the first clue to said fissure
just joking I have a totally sexy bod
are you coming into town tonight??
Ariel: would you be willing to do something tomorrow night?
i just need to figure out some money stuff
and i'm going to be in the city tomorrow for dinner anyway
Emma: oh yeah, that's fine
I am sorry about your forty dollars!
actually I have a ton of things to do tomorrow
so I may be frazzled
and I am not sure where I will be when
Ariel: where did you find that picture of that girl?! her glasses are perfectly me
Emma: but if I'm in manhattan
then I am yours
Ariel: great!
Emma: (and other people's like max's or mary's but yours too!)
Ariel: you spreadable
you(r)
me: ha
I am like Oleo
Ariel: you're spreadable
ha
Emma: posted, btw
Ariel: but better
Emma: the beginning
thanks!
better than oleo!
that should be my motto
ohhh OR our tumblr motto!
Ariel: without a doubt
ok, i have to get some coffee in me before i fall asleep when i should be waking up
so i'll give you a call tomorrow
Emma: ok
good
Ariel: if it doesn't work out then next week
Emma: right
a nice economical thing
Ariel: school starts, so i'll be in all the time
Emma: we could even just have coffee
right
Ariel: with whiskey?
Emma: with anything!
Ariel: i'll have to steal some from the store next to your apt.
ok i'm really off now (g chat is consuming!)
bye!
Emma: bye!
I know!
emma: would you live here?
ariel: I think I have.
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